I Am Dexter

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I Am Dexter

I am a cat

I am Dexter the Cat. I am all-knowledgeable and omnipotent because I am a cat. I live with the Turkingtons, who I chose to live with out of all the other houses in the neighbourhood (suckers).

 

Pet me. Now.

Meet The Furry Snacks

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Stitch

She looks so tasty.

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Zipper

She looks so tasty.

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Bobbin

She looks so tasty.

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About Me

Because my story is so interesting.

I joined the Turkington family in 2019. I was brought to the Turkington household by my buddy Fang who the Turkingtons have been feeding for over 5 years. Fang said they are totally soft in the head and if I made a nuisance of myself, they might take me in. I really didn't enjoy living outside as I'm too lazy to hunt for food and sleeping outdoors was really bothersome. So, I decided to engage with the little person as I could tell she usually gets what she wants - like me. I also decided to sit outside their windows and cry - like I owned the place already.

 

It worked.

They tried to pass me off to the RSPCA but within an hour of giving me away, they decided they wanted me back. Because - who wouldn't? Right? Consequently, they took me back from the RSPCA and I joined the Turkington family forever.

 
 

Contact Me

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