It has been quite a while since I've posted. There are many reasons for this, but one of the main reasons is that we had a massive churn...

Hello all. As you know, I've been put on a diet. Completely unacceptable!! Consequently, I've decided to supplement my diet with furry...

It's been a while since my staff have been able to blog on my behalf. It appears the big lady fried her PC and she is now learning to use...

This was me a week ago. I hate my staff - they suck. Not only did they have the audacity to cram me in the stupid box - but I had to...

I'm very sorry I haven't updated my blog recently. Because I do not have fingers, I have to get the staff to transcribe for me. The...

My staff adore me. Like, they literally worship the ground I walk on. As they should. Every day they feed me, pet me, let me in and out,...

For some reason the staff are not happy with me this afternoon, so I'm hanging out here in protest. The big lady received some very...

Today I asked the staff to let me out. Did they bother to tell me it was raining? NO!! They didn't. Consequently, I had to go huddle...

Oh dear, I'm in a little bit of trouble. Recently, I discovered that the front door to the house is made of this lovely, totally...

It's Sunday. I love Sunday. People are here to pet me all day. It's great. The only bad thing about Sunday is that the people get up...

It is 6am. I'm just laying here wondering why the heck the alarm went off. Then I realised, the big lady and the little person have to go...

Here it is, 11pm in the evening and there is no food in my bowl. It's like they never feed me. I did have a spot of breakfast in the...

You roll it around and food falls out of it! Brilliant!

This morning I got up and had breakfast, which consists of these tasty little biscuits. There are never enough of them. Then I went...

I am Dexter and this is my blog. I've not had the opportunity to share my thoughts with the world, which has been a great loss to all of...